How the Muslim Brotherhood Saved the US Dollar

How the Muslim Brotherhood Saved the US Dollar

There are two truths that the Anglo Elites know all two well: democracy in the West means a ruling oligarchy with good PR, democracy in the Middle East means Islamic Jihadists and Fundamentalists. This has been a fact for many years and is not, in any way a shock or disconnect for any of the American elites now backing "democracy" revolutions.

1. Iranian revolution, 1978-1979: Mass protests by a wide coalition against the King. Result? Mullahs take over.

2. Egypt has free parliamentary elections. Results? The Muslim Brotherhood becomes the second most power party in the country, before being quickly banned.

3. Americans allow free elections in Iraq. Results? Islamist parties become the main power blocks in power.

4. Palestinians have free elections: Voters protest against corrupt regime. Result? Hamas is now running the Gaza Strip.

5. Beirut Spring: Christians, Sunni Muslims, and Druze unite against Syrian control. Moderate government gains power. Result? Hezbollah is now the main political force in Lebanon.

6. Algeria holds free elections: Voters back moderate Islamist group. Result? Military coup; Islamists turn (or reveal their true thinking) radical; tens of thousands of people killed.

Quite simply, the majority of the population has an insane infatuation with extremist Islam, be it Shiite or Sunni. Again, none of this is a surprise to the owners of the Anglo sphere. So why are they so actively backing revolutions and over throws throughout the Middle East?

Already a revolution has swept out the sectarian dictator of Tunisia, with Islamists quickly moving in Exiled leader of Tunisian Islamist party returning to role in 'new era of democracy'.

Protests, demonstrations and revolutions have now spread to Algeria, Egypt, Jordan, Lebanon, Albania, Yemen and Saudi Arabia. Egypt is by far, the worst hit, with the government teetering, mass looting and violence becoming the norm and the Muslim Brotherhood riding high.

All of this, of course is nothing new, it is a rehash of past and present events. So, my astute readers are now asking, again, why is the Anglo Elites servicing these revolutions and how this will save the US dollar, or at least stave off its death for a few more years.

To answer that one must understand that to be a vassal, er an ally of the Anglos is worse then to be an enemy. At least an enemy knows where he stands, while an ally will be used and when his or her utilization has reached its max, will be betrayed, back stabbed and sold out as best suits the Anglos, be it an Irishman or a Half Arab who sits in the Oval Office.

So now the time has come for a new round of betrayals, to prop up the USD at the expense of allies. You see, dear reader, the US dollar is the exchange currency for Oil and Gas and the higher the price, the more USD is demanded. The more that is demanded, to buy the more expensive oil and gas, the more debt currency the US private Federal Reserve gets to print up and drop off on the world, allowing for accumulation of real resources, worth real value, as well as continuing pointless Marxist programs and the off shoring of American hyper inflation to the rest of humanity.

This is nothing new. The US colour revolutions were used in the Central Asian states, to create havoc in areas adjacent to oil. The first was in Uzbekistan, where the socialist dictator and US ally, Karimov, has designated for removal by a US sponsored Islamic revolution. Unfortunately for the Americans, Karimov had no problem massacring the American paid for revolutionaries. He followed this by ousting the US base on his lands and running to Moscow for protection.

The US dollar did not get its intended boost in the Central Asian territories, at that time, however, the Americans did not give up. Even if a revolution fails in the directly affected area, one can be staged in an adjacent area which will lead to further instability in the intended area, thus driving up the price of oil and gas. To that end, the Americans created and backed the civil war in Kurgistan, where Uzbeki fanatics, in the south of the country now have defecto rule and will export their jihad to their own mother country, thus ensuring high levels of instability for decades to come.

To that same end, the Americans are backing the revolutions on the periphery of the main oil fields of the Middle East, in full knowledge that this will spill further and further into the oil producing regions. That is the plan, after all.

Tunisia, itself, a small time oil producer, accounts for 40,000 barrels/day.

Algeria and Yemen have also faced mass protests, funded and organized by Western NGOs, even as the owners of those NGOs pretend to be sympathetic to the rulers of the countries in question. However, as in Uzbekistan, these rulers have and will continue to respond with massive force, making sure that their US sponsored, home grown Islamics do not get very far. In Yemen, early Sunday, the government arrested Tawakul Karman, a prominent journalist and member of the Islamist party Isiah. He had organized protests through text messages and emails. All of the Western press are playing their roll, screaming to the high heavens about this Islamic fundamentalist's follow on release and her love of freedom, even though Fundamentalist Islam believes in Shari and has no freedom, other then the right to murder unbelievers.

Jordan, one of the most stable regional powers, has also been rocked by protests, as more then 5,000 people took to the streets, demanding the King give up his power, to "the people".

Egypt has not been so lucky. Its government has proven, so far, to be weak, with many in the military openly siding with the Islamic Brotherhood and its Western NGO backers. Looting in the streets is rampant, as is direct confrontation with those special police forces, and special forces, still loyal to the dictatorship. The end is only a matter of time.

Egypt itself is responsible for the production of 680,000 barrels per day. While this is about 1-2% of the world total output, Egypt further plays a massive role, with the Suez Canal and the alternate Surned pipeline, of passing an additional 1 million barrels of crude bound for the European and American markets. It is bad enough with the Somali pirates pushing up the price of oil, or why do you think that a trigger happy America willing to invade just about anyone it can, including once upon a time Somalia, suddenly is to timid to deal with a bunch of rag tag pirates?

Other protests have erupted in Morocco, Libya, Lebanon and even Albania. All around the edges of the major oil players.

More worrisome than disruptions to Egypt's oil production is the prospect that the unrest spreads to other hard-line states in the region, such as Libya and Algeria, both members of the Organization of Petroleum Exporting Countries. Other countries in the region, including Tunisia and Yemen, have been wracked by anti-government protests in recent weeks, though neither is a major oil producer.

"If this thing spreads across the North African continent, gets into Libya, Algeria, then you've got trouble," said Stephen Schork, editor of the Schork Report energy newsletter.

Finally, this whole process is now spilling into Saudi Arabia and soon possibly into the whole of the Gulf princedoms. The oil shocks will be profound and will be quick.

Already, with just the Egyptian upheavals, and as expected, just on the Thursday and Friday violence, oil went up over 4%, some $3.70 per barrel. Another similar rise can be expected this week, if not higher. When, not if, Mubarek's government falls, oil should be expected to hit close to the $100 mark. With Nigeria also sinking into civil war, oil may well peak over $100/barrel by the end of February.

The American media and their other Western underlings and affiliates, are doing their part in colouring these as peoples' fights for freedom and human rights. Of course they know full well what this will lead to: Islamic fundamentalism, what is the only result that this has ever led to. Then when this happens, when the correct end result is in place, those very same self serving hypocrites, will throw up their hands and declare that they are shocked that those stupid, dirty Arabs could not make any go of "freedom" even after all the help they were given.

The Americans have been preparing for this for years. Many foolishly blame this on Obama, he is a part of this, but his is only the final chapter in the preparation for one of the last ditch efforts to stave off Judgment Day of the US dollar and its debt built and house of cards economy.

“What happened in Georgia with the Rose Revolution and Orange Revolution in Ukraine in 2003-2004 was part of a long-term strategy orchestrated by the Pentagon, the State Department and various US-financed NGOs like Freedom House and National Endowment for Democracy to create pro-NATO regime change in those former Soviet Union areas and to literally encircle Russia,” author and researcher William Engdahl told RT.

”What is going on in the Middle East with the Jasmine Revolution in Tunisia that we saw a few days ago, and now in Egypt with Mubarak in his 80s, and obviously a regime that is not exactly the most stable one, we have a food crisis taking place as a backdrop and the IMF coming and telling these countries to eliminate their state food subsidies so you have, of course, the explosive background for popular unrest. Within that you have these NGOs, like Freedom House, training activists and trade unions and various other organizations to demand democracy, demand human rights and so forth,” he added.

This earlier report by RT sums the process up even better:

Dr. William Robinson is one of the foremost experts on Washington’s democracy promotion initiatives, he wrote the book ‘Promoting Polyarhcy.’
“In Latin America, in Eastern Europe with the Velvet Revolutions, in Africa, in the Middle East, really all over the world, the U.S. set up these different mechanisms now for penetrating these civil societies in the political systems of countries that are going to be intervened and to assure the outcome is going to be pleasing to Washington's foreign policy objectives,” said Robinson.

Lawrence Wilkerson, the former Chief of Staff to former Secretary of State Colin Powell said, “We do this through surrogates and nongovernmental organization and through people who are less suspecting of the evil that may lurk behind their actions than perhaps they were before. Have we learned some lessons in that regard? You bet! Do we do it better? You bet? Is it still just as heinous as it has always been? You bet!”

The Americans call this process Creative Destruction, that is the new catch phrase for world revolutions, no different then that which was exported from our own country while it was ruled by Anglo financed Marxists. While the PR may be promising and alluring, the results will be misery and death for those in ground zero: with tourism and industry fleeing fundamentalist regimes, resulting in yet more starvation and poverty, and a massive enrichment for the top 1% of the Anglo elite who could not give a bigger damn, no matter what their fully owned media mouth pieces may be saying.

The massive increases in the price of oil, as well as the increased demand for weapons by those states who border these areas, will line the pockets of thousands of executives and politicians in America, and to a smaller level, of England, for decades to come. If a war or three are spawned from this, even better.

Furthermore, with refugees and terrorism flooding Europe, which is finally starting to react violently to the virus that is attacking the body social at large, and the confiscation of European industry in Northern Africa, the Euro will be on the front lines of this new Islamic plagues, like never before. It will take another beating, with the dollar remaining a "safe" investment. Just another big plus, not to mention the new missions for NATO and that military-industrial complex, this will generate.

As for the American serfs, the little people? Well, the $6-10/gallon ($1.50-$2.25/liter) gasoline will crush them. Sure, the socialist welfare programs that their government will finance by selling yet more dollars, will help some, but it is a mild treatment for a terminal disease. Their falling wages, in the face of mass and growing unemployment as well as soring inflation, will drag the last of the middle class into poverty and slavery. However, unlike the Arabs or the French or most other people of the world, they will do what their British cousins have been doing for the past 30 years, put up a stiff upper lip and accept this as their reality. And yes, as before, for the world at large, their owners in NYC, DC and London, could not really give a bigger damn.

A passive people, believing in their own illusionary freedoms and high on their own self importance, make for the best slaves and no where are their more such slaves then in the USA.

The rest of us will also have to live with an ever more violent world, courtesy of the biggest sponsor of Islamic insanity the world has ever had the sorry state of knowing.

An Excellent RT Article that Describes DC's Evil Internationalism

Out Terror the Terrorists

Out Terror the Terrorists

We are at that stage again, that ever repeating stage: where we are once again piecing together who did what and who was behind what, in a terror attack. As always the government swears revenge, and to Medvedev's and Putin's credit, they often follow through, killing the next rank or two up on the command chain, within a few short months.

So what?

Why do I say this? Because, as usual, we are reacting and only cutting off another of the hydra's heads and never piercing its heart.

The simple fact is, these maggot of humanity, this pond scum (ok, I am sorry pond scum, you do serve a purpose in God's world) has only one weak spot: terror and as such, we must out terror the terrorists. No I am not just speaking about the idiot cannon fodder carrying out the attacks, but about the whole network.

The terror must be structured and merciless and in the long run it will break the enemy and his will.

How?

By collective punishment of course, followed up with reprisal assassinations.

It should be a set approach. For the first rank, the cannon fodder who carried out the attack: their parents' house and belongings, as well as those of any siblings, should be destroyed. Simple as that. Burned to the ground and the family members tossed out on the street.

For those who planned it out, they and their wives, prevents black widows by leaving no widows, should be hunted down and shut. Their small children given to a Church orphanage. Each family member to the 2nd generation: dvaurodnii, that is 1st cousins and 1st uncles, all should have their houses destroyed and the families left destitute.

For the heads that gave the orders, the same, but kill the brothers and the sisters and their wives and husbands as well and all family to the fourth generation will have their homes razed.

Now we get to the actual pay masters, almost always, beyond our borders, usually in Qatar or Yemen or Saudi Arabia. These are princes and until their planes, cars and homes are not exploding, preferably with them and their families in them, this will never end. Let the Saudi royals die off by a few dozen and the very cash sponsoring this horror, will dry up.

The mental level of this scum, albeit very rich scum, is no different then that of the Somali Islamic pirates. Once we lost a dozen of them at sea, they blustered and threatened, but should they hear that a Russian ship is coming, they drop everything and run away.

Out terror the terrorists and our children will grow up without terror.

Let them eat bullets.

Russia-Iran, The Finger Wagging of US "Conservatives"

Once more a tragedy has hit Russia, in the form of Islamic Sunni jihad and even as the bodies are still cooling, the so called conservatives in the US are exercising their fingers wagging them at us and declaring that we had this coming. You can find their comments on one blog or forum after another.

Why? Well simple, you see, we "sponsor" Iran, that is, we do not buy into the US fantasy on Iran and do not back the Anglos in their drive to wage another war in the Middle East, there fore, in their twisted logic, by being allied to Iran, we give Iran reason to cause these attacks. What is to Fear From a Nuclear Iran?

Proof, none, why should there be, why should facts get in the way of a good "conservative" US rant? After all, the vast majority there have drank so much of the cool-aid of their endless One Party Two Branch propaganda, that is all they know. Few show any real cognitive ability and even less a combined drive to ferret out the truth. Those are called paleo-conservatives, such as Pat Buchanan, Ron Paul and a few others, and are ridiculed by so called main stream conservatives, who have no problems cutting spending and abortions, as long as they can pour the savings into bombs and murdering civilians, in other nations.

By their own warped logic, what then does the US deserve for being the pivot man of the Islamic Sunni Jihad circle jerk? After all, the US is the number one protector of such Islamic Jihad sponsors as Saudi Arabia, Qatar, Yemen and others. After all, it was the US who led the way in the Islamic Jihad in Bosnia, and Serbia's Kosovo, while arming Islamic Turks to massacre Greeks, both in the 1920s and in the 1970s. After all, it was the US who saved the PLO from extermination and legitimizing forcing the Israelis to give this scum a state.

It was the US who created the modern Islam International terror networks, in Pakistan and Afghanistan and helped them spread, till they went off the reservation and hit their pay masters on 9/11.

There is even quite a bit of evidence the US sponsored, along with much of the rest of NATO, the endless Chechen wars, in our own country. Plan Kavkaz. Even the endlessly droning US CIA mouth piece, Radio "Free" Europe had sob stories of Chechen islamics eating bullets, last year, in exile in ever so friendly Saudi Arabia.

Well gentlemen, by your own warped logic, what you deserve to get is a thousand times worse then Domodedova. But in truth, what is the reality is that these Islamic attacks are Sunni and their main sponsors are the Saudi owners of DC and until the Saudi princes are the ones blowing up with Russian bombs under their cars, this crap will never end.

Let the sponsors of terror, the paymasters of the US gov, the Saudi royal scum, taste some terror for a change and watch a lot of this Islamic jihad temper down, really quick.

London: of Villainy, Hypocrisy and Exile or Here Comes Mukhtar Ablyazov

London, the Babylon of the West, long ago built upon spilled blood, stolen corpses and fortunes, is no stranger to the scum of the earth, as long as they come with large money bags or have deep pursed sponsors.

From the likes of Carl Marx, fleeing his failed 1848 revolution in Prussia, to the modern Oligarchical scum such as Berezovsky, who call London home, it is the best place for them to run. Not even America, with a penchant for allowing its former puppets, often themselves the absolute scum of humanity, to settle, can match, pound for pound, such putridity of humanity that has accumulated in Londonistan aka London.

London has its own host of Islamic wackos, both born in the UK, such as Mr. Dallas, head of an Islamic terror organization with tens of thousands of followers world wide, to various Egyptians, N.Africans, Pakistanis and Chechens. There is the Arabic Abu Hamza Masri, who armless, has been the cause of thousands of deaths, preaching Jihad and blood lust to the modern death cult god. "get an infidel and crush his head in your arms, so you can wring his throat. Forget wasting a bullet, cut them in half!" So is it any wander that terrorist scum such as Akhmed Zakayev and other Chechen Jihadists find London so welcoming? By the way, it seems that there has been a string of Chechen Islamics dieing outside of Russia, which is a good thing. That Radio Free Europe, the American mouth piece, did a sob story on them ( As Hit Men Strike, Concern Grows Among Chechen Exiles) shows just how good a thing it is.

Yes, even the world famous Osama bin Laden opened a radio station in London in 1994. Its the in place to be, if you are rich, murderous, criminal, jihadist or all of the above.

But we are concentrating today on a different type of terrorist, these are the financial criminals who have made London home. Joining the ranks of such infamous and prized men of the English elite as Boris Berezovsky, Yevgeny Chichvarkin and Abram Reznikov enters one Mukhtar Ablyazov.

Never heard of Mr. Mukhtar Ablyazov? Well, this man is now the king of the scams, not simply out doing Bernie Madoff, but doubling his scam. This is a man, who single handedly bankrupted his country of Kazakhstan and then went off to enjoy his billions in a same lap of luxury: London.

Mr. Ablyazov built BTA bank, which to Kazakhstan is something akin to Alpha Bank, Gazprom Bank and Sberbank all rolled up into one: say like he owned and ran Bank of America, Citibank and Chase, all in one and with a goodly dash of the federal reserve, for my Yank readers.

While he laundered money in Russian real state firms, through a dozen different front firms, and other off shore investments, worth almost $100 billion, he himself pocketed a messily $12 billion. Four of his top managers in Russia were arrested and await prosecution, but the main henchmen escaped with his boss to the UK. That he had the direct involvement of such organization of high repute as Royal Bank of Scotland, Credit Suisse, ING and Morgan Stanley (I know, you are shocked, shocked I say), surely does not make it worse for him. Indeed it will make staying in London that much easier.

Mr. Ablyazov took to calling himself the second president of Kazakhstan, which helped his case, since he now claims that all of this is just politics from Kazakhstan, and has nothing to do with the Kazakh government having to bail out his failed scams with most of its oil reserves, even as BTA now files bankruptcy in a US court, to protect itself and its resources from Russian, American and other creditors howling at the gates.

That this man left a global train wreck of half finished construction projects, destroyed companies and bankrupted lives, matters little to the English authorities, why should it? After all, he has what is needed: a very large portfolio in the English banks.

But folks, what can one say, when the very royalty, in the form of Queen Victoria, were once the world's biggest narco-crime lords, flooding China with heroine, fighting two wars to import yet more heroine and making a tidy profit off of all of it?

Yes, London's and its master's vile, black roots run deep, straight through the soul and the fires of Hell itself.

The Anglo Fear Mongering: Russia is "Evil" For Business

The Anglo Fear Mongering: Russia is "Evil" For Business

Yup, another bunch of Anglo "experts", this time a British company named MapleSoft has published yet another report, placing Russia and the Russian market between Pakistan, Iraq, Central African Republic and Somalia for risk and and we rank 2 lower than North Korea...goody. Yes, obviously we must be on the edge of a civil war with Islamic Jihadists (oops, thats more like Britain) or about to have a wave of cannibalism (well that may be Britain again, what with the economic outlooks and all).

Well, seems that a country that is over run by Islamic radicals, calling for revolution, that has an out of control deficit, worst in all of Europe, whose elders are dieing off at a rate of 120 per day from the cold, whose families are 26% "energy poor" aka can't afford to heat their homes or feed themselves. A country who fire journalists for speaking out and murderers experts who come forward about false wars. A country that crushes opposition parties (aka the BNP), a country that is bankrupt but spends hundreds of millions of pounds of its fake printed out of control currency on cameras, tracking devices, phone snoopers, trash checkers and other police state tactics, is not just oki-doki for investment, but heck, according to most, has a AAA rating on its debt (yes the US has it too, the biggest debter in the world and in human history).

Yes, merry ole England, the sickman of Europe, on its death bed is rated A++, but Russia, with a bigger market, non-nationalize economy (actually the government is carrying out one of the biggest business asset sell offs in modern history, this year, is #9 as the worst economy? The 6th largest economy in the world, well past England, the 2nd largest in Europe and projected to pass the Germans in 6 years, is the most feared economy according to these "experts"!

Equally, the biggest pan handlers of the world, the US, with mass invasion of Mexicans, gangs, drugs, Islamics (with dozens of minor terror acts to boot), a collapsing housing market worse than the Great Depression, no civilian industry worth mentioning, a municipal bond market in free fall and a real unemployment rate of over 20% is equally rated as "low" risk.

One of their reasons is the increased Islamic terror, which incidentally, has the usual suspects finger prints all over it: the US/UK/Turkey and their owners the House of Snakes and Sodomites aka the House of Saud, the most lecherous, evil bunch of demonic whores who have ever trampled God's green earth....or at least the sandy brown parts of it.

They then rate Russia as corrupt in the government/business sector, and yes, it is not doubt there is plenty of that and there is, but this coming from a pack of hyenas who caused the global melt down and who, instead of imprisoning the crooks, instead pulled them into government and rewarded them with bailouts and tons more free money. This from governments of billionaires, who often time enter as little above the middle class and shortly there after see their fortunes balloon. One recent study found that while the American government, for example, admitted that the average American salary fell for a second year in a row and by some 8% (thus it more then likely is falling for the 10th year and by 20%) the US parliament's net worth went up 16%. Hmmm.

Of course these "experts" brought up Khodorkovsky. I am sure his citizenship in Mafia UK and the city of Londonistan is waiting, since its the Anglo way to give all of our criminals and terrorists citizenship and protection. But then again, London has been a cesspool of radicalism and scum well before even Marx ran there for his life, after his failed revolutions of 1848.

Equally, of course, such giants of selective journalism as MSN were publishing this one the front page of their Russian version, which greeted me this morning.

And by the way, is it any wonder that the rating companies, that give the bankrupt, corrupt assassins of the world's economy, those very black hearted bankster run mafia states of the US/UK AAA ratings, are also US/UK companies?

Why does anyone actually listen to them?

Time to wake up to reality. The Anglos are the biggest Kleptocracies in human history and anything they say, you would be well obliged to do the exact opposite of.


PS: if anyone, especially those of the British Nationalists, sick and tired of what their government and its cronies such as this company are doing and covering up for, want to give them a piece of your mind, their email is: info@maplecroft.com

Winter of British Discontent, Spring of British Fire

Winter of British Discontent, Spring of British Fire

In the coldest winter in British recorded history, there's that global warming again, while the British quite literally freeze, one may be excused for missing the storm that is brewing for the old and possibly soon deceased UK.

First the winter. The UK has fallen so far that they are now loosing an average of around 120 elderly a day to the cold, with many riding trains, buses and subways all day, or sitting in libraries, to keep from freezing. As well, some one in three British families are now in what is being called "fuel poverty" a nice way of saying that families must now choose between feeding themselves and their kids or staying warm. Kinda like calling shell shock, battle fatigue...sure it sounds nicer to the slobs who have not lived through it but it sure as hell does not make it any less painful. To add to this, British energy providers are in the midst of price increases, averaging 5%, all part of the inflation from the 13% deficit spending of the past 2 years, even as British employers are announcing pay freezes. See, is not loose monetary policy and Bankster economics fun? Even rail is rising at 12%, making travel that much more "affordable".

Well, those 28,160 dead and frozen elderly are that fewer bodies that the bankrupt NHS has to deal with and that fewer bodies the Islamics will have to butcher in their take over. Add to that Energy Minister Charles Hendry warning of fuel oil shortages and rationing and all looks just adorable for merry ole pauper Britain.

And who is going to fix the broken water mains and the pot holed roads, which the ice has helped along into their proper third world look and feel?

But this is just the beginning and the cold may just be a short saving grace from the boiling tempers and protests that will send the UK rocking.

On the left: the government unions, students, welfare queens and Islamics, all living off of that massive 13% deficits that are unsustainable and that have bankrupted the elderly and their retirement savings. Not that these parasites care, they just want the easy cash....and the Islamics want a free hand in murder too, but that is another story.

On the right you have the nationalists, who after all this slumber, started to wake up and found they were not a minority. They started tapping into the general anger, simmering under the British bland and walla, in one vote the British National Party went from nothing to 7%! They even have a member of the Euro-parliament. The Bolshevik (Labour)/Menshavik (Tory) crowd sure as hell took notice, of course.

The Marxists of the EU are anything but happy about this little development or similar ones in Austria, Belgium, Netherlands, Italy, Hungary and Germany. In one fell swoop, they are now the witch that the British bankster elites are hunting. 2nd November 2010: Michael Gove, the Secretary of State for Education, told The Guardian newspaper that he would allow the firing of any teacher known to be in the BNP....wow, Herr Cameron, will this follow with a Crystal Nacht? “I don't believe that membership of the BNP is compatible with being a teacher. One of the things I plan to do is to allow headteachers and governing bodies the powers and confidence to be able to dismiss teachers engaging in extremist activity.”

Have they fired many radical Islamics? Or any Islamics? Hardly, those are the storm troopers and colonizers of the Western elites, the 1% that will quickly and conveniently convert for show while living like the Caliphs of old.

The Orwellian Equality and Human Rights Commission, paid for by the British serfs, is now following proceedings to outlaw the BNP, under sections 24 and 25(5) of the Equality Act, on the issue that BNP membership was confined to natives of the British Isles and white foreigners.

If they loose, they would actually be forced to accept those who do not hold their views, thus destroying them as a party. All of it "quasi" legal like, for these civilized blokes. Worst, they could be loose and be sued for breach of final order, which would hand over all their property to the banksters and place the leadership in jail. Not that merry ole, preachy naggy England has political prisoners, right? Right?

But worst for worst, even if the BNP wins, they will be in no financial shape or form to fight in the political arena. And they will be thus suppressed with at least some of the money of their own members, since it is their tax pounds pounding them into the ground...all "legal" like, you know.

What this is now and should be loudly telling the vast majority of Britains, whom are still overly a nice, righteous conservative bunch, is that they have no rights, they have no voice or say and the political process is to shut them out and the economic process is to shut them out. People like this know that there is still a way and its the bloody, painful violent way.

Thus England is about to burn, with 40% slashes in this second world's state's budgets and the welfare queens on the one side and the really pissed off natives on the other. The slimmed and cut down military will be just about the right size to massacre the civilians and declare martial law. However, even that might not be enough, once the Argentinians take the Falklands, with barely a pip from the castrated, toothless, tailless lion of the British crown.

Either way, with warm weather, the news agencies will have a lot to cover and their owners a lot to spin, as merry ole England itself spins out of control.

America, Land of the Free?

America, Land of the Free?

Ahhh, in what imaginary realm? Yes, this is an enduring myth, just like the one about Americans being freedom loving, even though America has been in the endless business of war, for almost 200 out of its 235 years of existence and almost everyone of them the US started.

This year alone, and it is a typical year, America's parliament passed a measly 30,000 new laws, that add to tens of hundreds of thousands of existing laws, in the land of the Free. This is the same nation that preaches to us subhumans about the needs of freedom and sets such examples to the world as 4 million in prison, more than China which has 5 times more population, and 6 million on parole. It is the same nation whose cops, in the form of SWAT teams, or military speznaz style commandos, murder their own civilians, by accident of course, on a daily basis.

Out of the American laws, there is such as thing as Blue Laws. This is a term that most Americans do not even know, but it is what happens to old or out dated laws, that is, they go out of regular usage and to pastor, to be brought out and used to destroy people's lives, on a at choice basis.

You see, dear Readers, in the land of the "Free", there are no bad laws to repeal, just to use by special choice. Lets review some of these insane laws... (by the way, they are some very funny and idiotic laws passed by the American elite. Yes the American public is guilty of them too, since they put these people into power and then did not bother to put someone else in to repeal this idiocy...it is a "democracy" after all.)

Alabama
-- It is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesday.
-- Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.
-- It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
-- Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.
-- Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.
-- You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.
-- Men who deflower virgins, regardless of age or marital status, may face up to five years in jail.
-- It is illegal to bike, roller-skate, skateboard, or inline skate in a commercially zoned area.

Alaska
-- Moose may not be viewed from an airplane.
-- A person may only carry a concealed slingshot if that person has received the appropriate license.
-- Persons may not allow “attractive nuisances” to exist.

Arizona
-- Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony.
-- Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.
-- It is illegal to manufacture imitation cocaine.
-- When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person posseses
-- It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water.
-- You may not have more than two dildos in a house
-- Cards may not be played in the street with a Native American.
-- It is illegal to smoke cigarettes within 15 feet of a public place unless you have a Class 12 liqueur license.
-- An ordinance prohibits the wearing of suspenders.
-- It is illegal for men and women over the age of 18 to have less than one missing tooth visible when smiling.

Arkansas
-- The Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the Main Street bridge in Little Rock (Will the crazies in Arkansas write a fine or arrest the river? Or maybe fine God?)
-- A law provides that school teachers who bob their hair will not get a raise.
-- A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.
-- Honking one’s car horn at a sandwich shop after 9 PM is against the law.
-- Dogs may not bark after 6 PM.
-- Flirtation between men and women on the streets of Little Rock may result in a 30-day jail term.

California
-- Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses. (Even in San Fransisco?)
-- Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.(That is almost 500meters...must they then close all farms near churchs and schools?)
-- City Council order reads: “No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash
-- You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows.
-- A man can’t go outside while wearing a jacket and pants that do not match.
-- Women may not wear high heels while in the city limits.
-- It is prohibited to sleep in a parked vehicle. (This is probably so they do not have to look at all the homeless people.)
-- Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.
-- One may not use one’s own restroom if the window is open
-- Men who wear moustaches are forbidden from kissing women.
-- It is against the law to hold a private bingo game.

Colorado
-- One may not mutilate a rock in a state park
-- Car dealers may not show cars on a Sunday.
-- It is illegal to ride a horse while under the influence.
-- Keeping a house where unmarried persons are allowed to have sex is prohibited.
-- To own a dog over three months of age, one must obtain a license.
-- Establishments which sell alcohol must have enough lighting to read text inside them.
-- Couches may not be placed on outside porches.
-- It is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor.
-- The dog catcher must notify dogs of impounding by posting, for three consecutive days, a notice on a tree in the city park and along a public road running through said park.
-- You may not drive a black car on Sundays
-- It is illegal to mistreat rats in Denver, Colorado.
-- It is illegal for a man to kiss a woman while she is asleep.
-- Cats may not run loose without having been fit with a taillight
-- It is illegal to crash into obstacles on a ski slope.

Connecticut
-- It is illegal to dispose of used razor blades
-- It is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset.
-- Only white Christmas lights are allowed for display
-- You may not educate dogs. (Yes, first they learn to read, then they rebel)
-- It is illegal for a man to kiss his wife on Sunday.
-- It is illegal for fire trucks to exceed 25mph, even when going to a fire.
-- It is illegal for any beautician to hum, whistle, or sing while working on a customer

Delaware
-- It is illegal to wear pants that are “firm fitting” around the waist.
-- No person shall change clothes in his or her vehicle.
-- On Halloween, children may only “trick-or-treat” from 6:00 PM to 8:00 PM, and if Halloween falls on a Sunday, they must “trick-or-treat” on October 30 during this same time interval.
-- No person shall pretend to sleep on a bench on the boardwalk.
-- Alcohol may not be served in nightclubs if dancing is occurring on the premises at the same time

Florida
-- The state constitution allows for freedom of speech, a trial by jury, and pregnant pigs to not be confined in cages.
-- Unmarried couples may not commit “lewd acts” and live together in the same residence.
-- Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.
-- A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
-- If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle (Thus ended the Pachyderm driving craze).
-- It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit
-- Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. (And only pleasurable for Masochists, of which Florida seems to have a problem.)
-- It is illegal to skateboard without a license.
-- When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.
-- You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.
-- It is considered an offense to shower naked.
-- You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.
-- You may not kiss your wife’s breasts.


Georgia
-- While Georgia operates its own lottery, it “protects” its citizens by making it illegal to promote a private lottery.
-- All sex toys are banned.
-- It is illegal to use profanity in front of a dead body which lies in a funeral home or in a coroners office.
-- Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly is in session.
-- No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday. (This is seems to occur in multiple states)
-- All citizens must own a rake.
-- If you want to read your favorite book in public to your friends, do it before 2:45 AM.
-- Though being forced to close your business is bad enough, Athens-Clarke County forces one to obtain a license before holding a Going-Out-Of-Business sale.
-- Persons under the age of 16 may not play pinball after 11:00 PM.
-- On Mondays, it is illegal for one to whistle very loud after 11:00 PM.

Hawaii
-- All residents may be fined as a result of not owning a boat.
-- Coins are not allowed to be placed in one’s ears.

Idaho
-- Illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds. (wow, so how fat are the sweethearts in Idaho?)
-- You may not fish on a camel’s back. (there are camels in Idaho???)
-- Riding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime.
-- Dirt may not be swept from one�s house into the street
-- A person may not be seen in public without a smile on their face. (There is something very Clockwork Orange about that)

Illinois
-- You may be arrested for vagrancy if you do not have at least one dollar bill on your person
-- You must contact the police before entering the city in an automobile.
-- The English language is not to be spoken.
-- One may not pee in his neighbor’s mouth. (umm.....aaa...ok)
-- All businesses entering into contracts with the city of Chicago must sift through their records and report any business they had dealing with slaves during the era of slavery.
-- Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire
-- Kites may not be flown within the city limits.
-- Humming on public streets is prohibited on Sundays.
-- It is considered an offense to attempt to have sex with one’s dog.
-- It is unlawful to change clothes in an automobile with the curtains drawn, except in case of fire. (fire of the automobile?)

Indiana
-- Hotel sheets must be exactly 99 inches long and 81 inches wide.
-- If any person has a puppet show, wire dancing or tumbling act in the state of Indiana and receives money for it, they will be fined $3 under the Act to Prevent Certain Immoral Practices
-- A three dollar fine per pack will be imposed on anyone playing cards in Indiana under the Act for the Prevention of Gaming
-- The value of Pi is 3. (So much for higher education)
-- It is illegal for a man to be sexually aroused in public.
-- A person must get a referral from a licensed physician if he or she wishes to see a hypnotist unless the desired procedure is to quit smoking or lose weight. (Is this covered by Obamacare?)
-- Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March. (explains a lot)
-- A man over the age of 18 may be arrested for statutory rape if the passenger in his car is not wearing her socks and shoes, and is under the age of 17. (Wow, not much is needed for proof)
-- It is illegal for a liquor store to sell cold soft drinks.
-- Liquor stores may not sell milk.
-- You can get out of paying for a dependent’s medical care by praying for him/her.
-- One man may not back into a parking spot becasue it prevents police officers from seeing the license plate. (and that lucky man is???)


Iowa
-- It is a violation of the law to sell or distribute drugs or narcotics without having first obtained the appropriate Iowa drug tax stamp.
-- A man with a moustache may never kiss a woman in public. (Again? Why do americans hate moustaches? Is it is in some Baptist thing, like no dancing?)
-- One-armed piano players must perform for free (gads, they are already in a bad way, so kick them when they are down)
-- Kisses may last for no more than five minutes
-- Doctors who treat a person with gonorrhea must report this to the local board of health and include the disease’s “probable origin”.
-- All boxes used to pick hops must be exactly 36 inches long
-- Any hotel in the city limits must have a water bucket and a hitching post in front of the building.
-- The fire department is required to practice fire fighting for fifteen minutes before attending a fire.
-- Horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants.
-- All softball diamond lights must be turned off by 10:30 PM
-- Within the city limits, a man may not wink at any woman he does not know.

Kansas
-- Pedestrians crossing the highways at night must wear tail lights. (aaahhaa?!?)
-- No one may catch fish with his bare hands.
-- If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed (wow! Think about that for a moment.)
-- Hitting a vending machine that stole your money is illegal.
-- It is illegal to spit on a sidewalk.
-- No one may sing the alphabet on the streets at night.

Kentucky
-- One may not dye a duckling blue and offer it for sale unless more than six are for sale at once.
-- It is illegal to fish with a bow and arrow in Kentucky.
-- A woman may not buy a hat without her husband’s permission.
-- Dogs may not molest cars.

Louisiana
-- “Fake” wrestling matches are prohibited.
-- Spectators at a boxing match may not mock one of the contestants.
-- It is a $500 fine to instruct a pizza delivery man to deliver a pizza to your friend without them knowing.
-- It is illegal to gargle in public places
-- One could land in jail for up to a year for making a false promise.
-- Every time a person is seriously burned, he must report the injury to the fire marshal.
-- Prisoners who hurt themselves could serve an additional two years in jail.
-- All garbage must be cooked before it can be fed to any hogs.
-- One may not host a game of marbles at Lafayette Square unless he or she first obtains a written permit from the parkway and park commission.
-- It illegal for a woman to drive a car unless her husband is waving a flag in front of it
-- No person may predict another’s future.
-- Only two people may picket on a sidewalk at a time, and they must stay at least five feet apart at all times.

Maine
-- You may not step out of a plane in flight. (So, no parachuting in Maine)
-- After January 14th you will be charged a fine for having your Christmas decorations still up
-- To stroll down the street playing a violin is against the law. (Gypsies beware)
-- It is illegal to gamble at the airport.
-- No person may roller skate on a sidewalk.

Maryland
-- Oral sex can not be given or received anywhere.
-- Thistles may not grow in one’s yard.
-- It is a park rule violation to be in a public park with a sleeveless shirt.
-- It is a violation of city code to sell chicks or ducklings to a minor within 1 week of the Easter holiday
-- Though you may spit on a city roadway, spitting on city sidewalks is prohibited.
-- It is illegal to use profane language on a playground. (Freedom of speech and all that)
-- Persons may not swear while on the highway. (and again)
-- It is illegal to remove a public building by writing on it. (eh???)

Massachusetts
-- It is illegal to give beer to hospital patients. (even consenting adults?)
-- Shooting ranges may not set up targets that resemble human beings.
-- Candy may not contain more than 1% of alcohol. (fun food police)
-- At a wake, mourners may eat no more than three sandwiches (just food police)
-- Snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked
-- An old ordinance declares goatees illegal unless you first pay a special license fee for the privilege of wearing one in public. (How far America will go to raise money)
-- Taxi drivers are prohibited from making love in the front seat of their taxi during their shifts. (What about just raunchy non-love sex?)
-- It is illegal to go to bed without first having a full bath (What industry wrote this?)
-- A woman can not be on top in sexual activities. (Bedroom police)
-- Children may smoke, but they may not purchase cigarettes.
-- Tomatoes may not be used in the production of clam chowder (more food police)
-- Quakers and witches are banned (hate crimes?)
-- Alcoholic drink specials are illegal.
-- It is illegal to play the fiddle, in Boston (more hate crimes against gypsies)
-- Two people may not kiss in front of a church (no weddings in front of churches, then)
-- No more than two baths may be taken within the confines of the city of Boston (Boston must be one smelly city)
-- It is illegal to eat peanuts in church (and peanut butter? More food police)
-- An old law prohibits the taking of baths on Sunday
-- Duels to the death permitted on the common on Sundays provided that the Governor is present. (Sunday, God's day...lets murder someone, the Protestant way)
-- No one may take a bath without a prescription.

Michigan
-- Persons may not be drunk on trains.
-- No man may seduce and corrupt an unmarried girl, or else he risks five years in prison.
-- A woman isn’t allowed to cut her own hair without her husband’s permission.
-- There is a law that makes it legal for a farmer to sleep with his pigs, cows, horses, goats, and chickens


Minnesota
-- It is illegal to stand around any building without a good reason to be there
-- A person may not cross state lines with a duck atop his head.
-- It is illegal to sleep naked (and the department who will check on this is...???)
-- All men driving motorcycles must wear shirts. (What if it is a sweeter?)
-- Oral sex is prohibited.
-- Residents of even numbered addresses may not water their plants on odd-numbered days excluding the thirty first day where it applies.


Mississippi
-- If one is a parent to two illegitimate children, that person will go to jail for at least one month
-- It is illegal to teach others what polygamy is.
-- A man may not seduce a woman by lying, and claiming he will marry her.
-- Horses are not to be housed within 50 feet of any road.
-- Adultery or Fornication (living togeather while not married or having sex with someone that is not your spouse) results in a fine of $500 and/or 6 months in prison.
-- Unnatural intercourse, if both parties voluntarily participate, results in a maximum sentence of 10 years and $10,000.

Missouri
-- It is illegal to have oral sex.
-- Single men between the ages of twenty-one and fifty must pay an annual tax of one dollar (enacted 1820).
-- Minors are not allowed to purchase cap pistols, however they may buy shotguns freely.
-- Installation of bathtubs with four legs resembling animal paws is prohibited.
-- Minors can buy rolling paper and tobacco but not lighters
-- Dancing is strictly prohibited. (or what? Your soul will burn in Hell?)

Montana
-- It is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone.
-- It is a felony for a wife to open her husband’s mail. (email also?)
-- In Montana, it is illegal for married women to go fishing alone on Sundays, and illegal for unmarried women to fish alone at all. (and if the husband is ill and she must feed the family? This is as bad as Saudi Arabia)
-- It is illegal for a man and a woman to have sex in any other position other than missionary style. (or the Taliban)
-- Seven or more indians are considered a raiding or war party and it is legal to shoot them (So much for Indian weddings, church services or freedom to gather...so much for that constitution thing).
-- No person shall raise pet rats.
-- Worrying squirrels will not be tolerated. (Don't tell them bad news.)
-- Balls may not be thrown within the city limits of Excelsier Springs. (So much for sports. Fun police)

Nebraska
-- Persons with gonorrhea may not marry.
-- If a child burps during church, his parent may be arrested (Wow, the Taliban again)
-- It is Illegal to go whale fishing (how in a land locked territory?)
-- It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup. (what?)
-- It is illegal for a mother to give her daughter a perm without a state license. (Fashion police)
-- Doughnut holes may not be sold. (food police)
-- Sneezing or burping is illegal during a church service. (God's graces are only for the healthy, do not sneeze)

Nevada
-- It’s still “legal” to hang someone for shooting your dog on your property (oooh, brave American SWAT teams who like to shoot dogs may have problems.)
-- A man is forbidden from buying drinks for more than three people other than himself at any one period during the day. (So much for buying one for the house)
-- Sex toys are outlawed.

New Hampshire
-- You may not tap your feet, nod your head, or in any way keep time to the music in a tavern, restaurant, or cafe.
-- You cannot sell the clothes you are wearing to pay off a gambling debt (What if you take them off?)
-- It is illegal to pick seaweed up off of the beach. (will nature not grow more?)
-- Any cattle that crosses state roads must be fitted with a device to gather its feces.
-- On Sundays citizens may not relieve themselves while looking up.
-- In cemeteries it is illegal to: get drunk, picnic, enter at night, and enter by one’s self if that person is younger than 10
-- If a person is caught raking the beaches, picking up litter, hauling away trash, building a bench for the park, or many other kind things without a permit, he/she may be fined $150 for ”maintaining the national forest without a permit”.

New Jersey
-- It is illegal to wear a bullet-proof vest while committing a murder.
-- You cannot pump your own gas. (Full Service or else)
-- It is against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season.
-- It is against the law to “frown” at a police officer. (How about grimace?)
-- In an attempt to “foster kindness” in the citizens of New Jersey, the month of May is designated “Kindness Awareness Month”. (Two Minute of Love/Hate or else)
-- The third Thursday of October is designated as “New Jersey Credit Union Day” and citizens of the state should observe the day with “appropriate activities and programs”. (The Banksters own your souls)
-- You may not slurp your soup.
-- It is illegal to delay or detain a homing pigeon
-- No street-side trees may be planted that “obscure the air”.


New Mexico
-- Idiots may not vote. (So who is left?)
-- State officials ordered 400 words of “sexually explicit material” to be cut from Romeo and Juliet. (Again, so who is left to vote?)
-- It’s forbidden for a female to appear unshaven in public. (And yet, someone is voting...)
-- Persons may not spit on the steps of the opera house
-- Hunting is prohibited in Mountain View Cemetery. (What about haunting?)
-- You may not carry a lunchbox down Main Street.

New York
-- You may not smoke within 100 feet of the entrance to a public building.
-- It is illegal for a woman to be on the street wearing “body hugging clothing” (Considering the numbers of fat people, that is not bad)
-- Citizens may not greet each other by “putting one’s thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers”
-- A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting
-- The penalty for jumping off a building is death
-- A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket. (this, again???)
-- While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door. (which is why New Yorkers are such rude bastards)
-- Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 PM.
-- During a concert, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards on the sidewalks.
-- Eating while swimming in the ocean is prohibited.
-- People may not slurp their soup.


North Carolina
-- The mere possession of a lottery ticket is illegal in North Carolina and may result in a $2,000 fine
-- No one may be a professional fortune-teller, and if one wishes to pursue the practice as an amateur, it must be practiced in a school or church.
-- It’s against the law to sing off key. (music police)
-- While having sex, you must stay in the missionary position and have the shades pulled (Taliban again)
-- All couples staying overnight in a hotel must have a room with double beds that are at least two feet apart. (Saudi Arabians)
-- Oral sex is considered a crime against nature. (What about licking yourself?)
-- A marriage can be declared void if either of the two persons is physically impotent.
-- Persons in possession of illegal substances must pay taxes on them.
-- A three dollar tax must be paid on all white goods sold.
-- Bingo games may not last over 5 hours unless it is held at a fair
-- Fights between cats and dogs are prohibited.
-- Women must have their bodies covered by at least 16 yards of cloth at all times, in Charlotte. (Wahhibist American protestants, they hate you for your freedoms???)
-- No one may visit their departed loved ones late at night.

North Dakota
-- It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on. (How about just pass out drunk or stand up and sleep?)
-- Beer and pretzels can’t be served at the same time in any bar or restaurant.
-- One may be jailed for wearing a hat while dancing, or even for wearing a hat to a function where dancing is taking place

Ohio
-- In Ohio, if you ignore an orator on Decoration day to such an extent as to publicly play croquet or pitch horseshoes within one mile of the speaker’s stand, you can be fined $25.
-- Women are prohibited from wearing patent leather shoes in public.
-- It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday (Whales in the Great Lakes?)
-- Breast feeding is not allowed in public.
-- No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth of July. (Do the police know this?)
-- It is illegal to display colored chickens for sale.
-- Ordinance number 223, of 09/09/19 prohibits the installation and usage of slot machines in outhouses.

Oklahoma
-- One may not promote a “horse tripping event”
-- Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed by the state.
-- Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property.
-- Oklahoma will not tolerate anyone taking a bite out of another’s hamburger. (no tasting)
-- Whaling is illegal. (are there land whales roaming America? Well outside the really obese people, I mean.)
-- Residents are taxed for the furniture in their homes, and any other personal belongings. (wow)
-- People who make “ugly faces” at dogs may be fined and/or jailed.
-- Cars must be tethered outside of public buildings.
-- Oral sex is a misdemeanor and is punisable by one year in jail and a $2,500 fine.
-- It is illegal to wear your boots to bed.
-- It is illegal to have sex before you are married.
-- Tissues are not to be found in the back of one’s car.

Oregon
-- Drivers must yield to pedestrians who are standing on the sidewalk.
-- Drivers may not pump their own gas.
-- An adult may not show a minor any piece of classical artwork which depicts sexual excitement. (So much for museums)
-- Dishes must drip dry. (So much for technology)
-- It is illegal to whisper “dirty” things in your lover’s ear during sex. (Or big brother is listening)
-- Ice cream may not be eaten on Sundays
-- One may not bathe without wearing “suitable clothing,”
-- You must buy a $10 permit to be allowed to install a burglar alarm.
-- Juggling is strictly prohibited without a license.

Pennsylvania
-- It is contrary to Pennsylvania law to discharge a gun, cannon, revolver or other explosive weapon at a wedding.
-- It it illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors.
-- Any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile and send up a rocket signal, wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue (technology is evil...but rockets are fun)
-- A special cleaning ordinance bans housewives from hiding dirt and dust under a rug in a dwelling. (Can you then beat them?)
-- You may not sing in the bathtub.
-- You may not catch a fish with your hands. (What about whales?)
-- You may not catch a fish by any body part except the mouth.
-- Though you do not need a fishing license to fish on your own land, but a hunting license is required to hunt on your own land.

Rhode Island
-- Cap guns are illegal.
-- No one may bite off another�s leg
-- Exercising any labor, business, or work, or using any game, sport, play, or recreation, or causing any of the above to be done to or by your children, servants, or apprentices on the first day of the week (Sunday) results in a penalty of $5 for the first offense and $10 for the second.
-- Professional sports, except ice polo and hockey, must obtain a license to play games on Sunday.
-- Any marriage where either of the parties is an idiot or lunatic is null and void
-- You cannot smoke a pipe after sunset.
-- You may not sell toothpaste and a toothbrush to the same customer on a Sunday


South Carolina
-- By law, if a man promises to marry an unmarried woman, the marriage must take place
-- Fortune tellers are required to obtain a special permit from the state
-- Performing a U-turn within 1,000 feet of an intersection is illegal
-- It is considered an offense to get a tattoo.
-- When approaching a four way or blind intersection in a non-horse driven vehicle you must stop 100 ft from the intersection and discharge a firearm into the air to warn horse traffic
-- It is perfectly legal to beat your wife on the court house steps on Sundays (The Taliban again)
-- A person must be eighteen years old to play a pinball machine.
-- The Fire Department may blow up your house.
-- Bitches in heat shall be confined.
-- The drinking age on Furman University campus is 60 years old

South Dakota
-- No horses are allowed into Fountain Inn unless they are wearing pants.
-- It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory.
-- Movies that show police officers being struck, beaten, or treated in an offensive manner are forbidden. (The police state doesn't want peasants getting ideas)
-- If there are more than 5 Native Americans on your property you may shoot them. (more hate crime racism)
-- If three or more Indians are walking down the street together, they can be considered a war party and fired upon.

Tennessee
-- You can’t shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile. (More land whales?)
-- More than 8 women may not live in the same house because that would constitute a brothel. (So no woman monasteries...hmm, anti Catholic/Orthodox hate crime).
-- It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish. (is that even possible?)
-- Giving and receiving oral sex is still prohibited by law.
-- It is legal to gather and consume roadkill.
-- Interracial marriages are illegal.
-- Skunks may not be carried into the state
-- One may not throw bottles at a tree.
-- It is illegal for a woman to call a man for a date
-- You may not have more than five inoperable vehicles on a piece of property. (What about junk yards or mechanics?)

Texas
-- One must acknowledge a supreme being before being able to hold public office. (So much for freedom of speech)
-- It is illegal to sell one�s eye.
-- A program has been created in the state that attempts to control the weather.
-- When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone. (this lunacy again?)
-- It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.
-- Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos
-- The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.
-- It is illegal to idle or loiter anyplace within the corporate limits of the city for the purpose of flirting or mashing.
-- It is illegal to dust any public building with a feather duster.

Utah
-- It is against the law to fish from horseback. (why?)
-- It is illegal not to drink milk. (What if you are allergic? Who keeps track?)
-- It is illegal to detonate any nuclear weapon.
-- A husband is responsible for every criminal act committed by his wife while she is in his presence.
-- It is a felony to persistently tread on the cracks between paving stones on the sidewalk of a state highway.
-- It is considered an offense to hunt whales. (In the Great Salt Lakes???)
-- Alcohol may not be sold during an emergency.
-- It is illegal to cause a catastrophe.
-- You must have identification to enter a convienence store after dark. (Ihren Paperin Bitte)
-- Daylight must be visible between partners on a dance floor
-- Throwing snowballs will result in a $50 fine

Vermont
-- Women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth (Even the Taliban is not this insane)
-- It is illegal to deny the existence of God.
-- All residents shall bathe every Saturday night

Virginia
-- Not only is it illegal to have sex with the lights on, one may not have sex in any position other than missionary.
-- There is a state law prohibiting “corrupt practices of bribery by any person other than candidates.(hahaaaa, this is great)
-- If one is not married, it is illegal for him to have sexual relations.
-- Children are not to go trick-or-treating on Halloween.
-- It is illegal to tickle women.
-- A person of color may not be oustide or within the city limits of Dayton after 7 pm
-- Any person who owns a pool risks a $2500 fine for not closing the gate to the pool when they get done swimming in it
-- A special license is required for persons wishing to sell such items as tableware and coins.
-- A man may face 60 days in jail for patting a woman’s derriere
-- Women must wear a corsette after sundown and be in the company of male chaperone. (Wahhibist America)
-- It is illegal to cuss about another.

Washington
-- No person may walk about in public if he or she has the common cold.
-- Destroying a beer cask or bottle of another is illegal.
-- It is illegal to entice girls away from the Maple Lane School for girls.
-- X-rays may not be used to fit shoes
-- All lollipops are banned. (They did take candy from a baby)
-- A law to reduce crime states: “It is mandatory for a motorist with criminal intentions to stop at the city limits and telephone the chief of police as he is entering the town.
-- All motor vehicles must be preceded by a man carrying a red flag (daytime) or a red lantern (nighttime) fifty feet in front of said vehicle
-- It is illegal to pretend that one’s parents are rich. (Peasants must know their place)
-- When two trains come to a crossing, neither shall go until the other has passed. (yup, again)
-- Dancing and drinking may not occur at the same establishment.
-- You may not carry a concealed weapon that is over six feet in length. (like spears, halliberds and RPGs)

West Virginia
-- Unmarried couple who live together and “lewdly associate” with one another may face up to a year in prison.
-- When a railroad passes within 1 mile of a community of 100 or more people in it, they must build a station and stop there regularly to pick up and drop off passengers
-- Any person who commits adultery shall be fined at least twenty dollars.
-- It is legal for a male to have sex with an animal as long as it does not exceed 40 lbs. (Wow, you can't find that even in the far Siberian lands...though maybe in Chechnya)
-- A tax of 1 cent is levied for every 16 and 9 ounces of coke sold in a store.
-- A person may be placed in jail for up to six months for making fun of someone who does not accept a challege.
-- It is illegal to snooze on a train (best travel on short trains...but if they stop at every village of 100+ people, it will still be long)
-- For each act of public swearing a person shall be fined one dollar.
-- Whistling underwater is prohibited. (how about breathing?)
-- It is legal to beat your wife so long as it is done in public on Sunday, on the courthouse steps.
-- No member of the clergy is allowed to tell jokes or humorous stories from the pulpit during a church service.

Wisconsin
-- Whenever two trains meet at an intersection of said tracks, neither shall proceed until the other has. (and yet again)
-- As people used to smuggle it in from Illinois, all yellow butter substitute is banned
-- Condoms were considered an obsene article and had to hidden behind the pharmacist’s counter.
-- State Law made it illegal to serve apple pie in public restaurants without cheese.
-- The state definition of rape stated that it was a man having sex with a woman he knows not to be his wife.
-- While all cheese making requires a license, Limburger cheese making requires a master cheese maker’s license.
-- It is illegal to kiss on a train
-- It is illegal to cut a woman’s hair.
-- Tattooing is illegal unless it is done for medical purposes.
-- Screens are required on all windows from May 1 to October 1

Wyoming
-- All new buildings that cost over $100,000 to build must have %1 of funds spent on art work for the building.
-- If one is drunk in a mine, he or she could land in jail for up to a year
-- Any person who fails to close a fence is subject to a fine of up to seven hundred and fifty dollars.
-- It is illegal for women to stand within five feet of a bar while drinking
-- You may not take a picture of a rabbit from January to April without an official permit (insanity)


So, do they really hate you for your "freedoms"?

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